Ali is actually looking better than usual!
Bad day to be an escort.
What’s he going to play her with? Hopes and dreams of feeling Lindsay’s breasts?
Why does it seem lately, the hideous ones wear see through clothing and the hot ones cover up. What’s this world coming to?
It looks so tired…like it’s thinking to itself; “Look, I’m a soulless cumdumpster, but being around this guy makes me feel like a need 4000 showers.”
“Like I need”…fuck sakes.
Wow, this photograph shows the exact moment she hit rock bottom.
He’s grimacing because his ass still hurts from that 9” cock of hers she introduced him to in the limo.
Alligator boots: $800
Levis stone washed 501s: $70 (adjusted for inflation)
Northface fleece: $24
Your daughter in 20 years on your arm: priceless (also adjusted for inflation)
In the best West Hollywood tradition Michael hired a hot tranny. Good for him!
What’s the point in exploiting your daughter to get attention if all you’re gonna do with said undeserved fame is use it to bang women who look like Janice Dickinson?
Well, if you want to take a man in drag out to dinner, West Hollywood IS the place to go.
Does she have a pull string, or does he have to wind her up?
Must feed Lindsay more lesbians . . .
Courtney Cox left David Arquette for THIS guy??!!?? damn!(looking kinda pudgy too)
Fail. Just fail.
I wonder how much she charges to let guys hoof her in the box?
Isn’t it normally the john that looks embarassed to be caught with the hooker, and not the other way around?
he fucks janice dickinson now? talk about rock bottom…
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