superficial

  1. How do you say “keep it cool, Penn” in Russian?

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Sean Penn and a dude with a Buffalo Wing stain on his head? I can think of one young lady who’s very horny right now.

  3. Rooster

    arms and hands do not make sense

  4. DonDrapersDad

    In Soviet Russia, finger pull you.

  5. Bagina Face

    What the fuck? This makes absolutely no fucking sense.

  6. JC

    “Mikhail, dude, wanna run a train on ScarJo? She’ll totally come over if we text her pics of our old man balls!”

  7. “Whoa-ho-ho, Gorby! Let’s save the hand job for the ladies, pal!”

  8. “No! NO! I know it sounds bad but I can pretend to save Russia by wiping that stain off your head. It’ll be just like what I did for Haiti!!

  9. Guess which one is the dictator and which one in the dick.

  10. I don’t quite know what happened to Mikhail Gorbachev to make him look like that, but for his sake, I hope he died and they stuffed him.

  11. “Check it out, if you poke him in the belly he just sits there and makes the same face! Stupid reds.”

  12. MarkM

    Ha, Ha, HA! That one was TOTALLY you dude! It TOTALLY smells like BORSCHT!

  13. “And then…oh man….that scene where the computer goes ‘Wouldn’t you prefer a nice game of Chess?’ Haha!”

  14. Bigalkie

    A self serving asshole spotted at the world summit of noble peace laureates spotted with Mikhail Gorbachev

  15. 2 communist cunts. After sex photo.

  16. “Weekend at Mikhail’s”

  17. “Is that a thermonuclear warhead in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

  18. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    So there’s this Nobel Prize winner jerking off an overrated bore.
    And the Secret Service agent says “Sorry Mr President…I didn’t know there was anyone in here.”

  19. Chavez is going to be SO jealous.

  20. “I just jizzed on your back. Hee hee hee!”

  21. cc

    You know you are drunk when you get Gorbachev confused with Scarlett and grab his balls.

  22. “Keep hands to self, capitalist stooge!”

  23. KC

    Wait, you’re not Ed Asner? GET THE FUCK OUT!

  24. dooood

    перестройки для матушки-России и победа пролетариата!

  25. joe

    From being in charge of 5,000 nuclear weapons to sitting next to the world’s biggest douchebag. How the mighty fall.

  26. tlmck

    That’s the most excited I have ever seen Miki look.

  27. “Vait a minoote? Zere ees no birthday party for me? Cap-ee-tahlist pig gods enjoy zee veenie in zee heine!”

  28. “Hey bud, all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine. So, let’s party!”

  29. squishy

    “I ZAID, don’t touch me like zat!!”

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