superficial

  1. joe

    There’s a plain black leather couch in the back of that SUV.

  2. Smapdi

    When you live with the Kardashians, you learn to walk through the property with your eyes shut, lest you see the horror, the horror . . .

  3. Hugh G. Rection

    Clearly Bruce Jenner’s DNA was much better than Robert Kardashian’s.

    • Assuming, they were Robert’s kids. We know more about the genetic make up of the Neanderthal man than the genetic cesspool that is the Kardashians.

  4. Woody Allen Surveillance Van

    “Too old. Next.”

  5. Enamoured by her own reflection.

  6. As long as Khloe is alive, Kylie will be known as “the second ugliest one.”

  7. fred

    “Mom, let me in the car. Please! [sobbing]. . .okay, I will do a sex tape with Lil Romeo; can I get in the car now please?”

  8. Phoenix

    “…But if I’m driving the car, what am I doing out here?!”

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