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  1. That’s one hell of a door dent she’s leaving…

  2. K-Tron

    Not everyone has an ass with a soundtrack by Tina Turner.

  3. Somewhere, on the other side of the internet, the Michelin Man is masturbating furiously to this picture.

  4. bassackwards

    Looks better WITH the flour…. it’s not just for finding the wet spot anymore!

  5. Jon Hex

    Jim Lee’s designing yoga pants now?

  6. DeucePickle

    At least Jessica Simpson has an excuse

  7. Frank The Duck

    This pig is getting a little old for tight clothes…

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Can any one else see Scooby Doo’s chin?

  9. Deacon Jones

    You fucking fat cunt you, lol !!!

  10. It’s like a peach stuck on two toothpicks.

  11. Do_Freebird

    Doesn’t she realize how bad her ass looks in that stretched out black nylon fabric? How many people honestly think that looks sexy? In fact, how many people don’t find her at least mildly repulsive in this photo? It’s like the Emporers’ new clothes – she looks really gross the way she dresses, but nobody will tell her because they don’t want to be fired.

  12. El Jefe

    Titanium spandex.

  13. On the bright side, if one was to stick a wick up her ass, one would have an oil candle for life.

  14. nick

    New meaning to the phrase “Park your ass here”?

  15. I think you got it the wrong way round, Fish: That looks more like Los Angeles is in Kim Kardashian

  16. Kim is the only person I have ever seen who’s body shape looks more normal in a distorted/funhouse mirror.

  17. turd da third

    I think she needs to add high performance shock absorbers and a full lift kit to make that ass work. One word: Ewwwwwwww

  18. J.R.

    “That’s a huge bitch!” … Beep … Beep … Beep …

  19. Hfire3

    It’s like the longest 15 minutes of fame…….ever.

  20. cc

    Somewhere a marketing manager at Land Rover is saying ‘Our market positioning is missing it’s mark!’

    And somewhere else, a clerk to the Royal Family is sending a cease and desist letter to Land Rover about all the ‘By Appointment To…’ crap.

  21. Is that her camel toe?

  22. Humphries

    Does she have a licence to drive that semi?

  23. Am I the only one who finds it ironic that, from the waist down, she looks like a black microphone?

  24. Cock Dr

    MOO

  25. brit

    as she backs up, you can hear the beep beep beep warning sound

  26. turd da third

    I can just imagine the smell in those non-breathing spandex stinky pants! gagggggg!

  27. fisheyes

    and that’s the end of the yoga pants craze….thanks a ton,Kim.

  28. Blech

    Next time our professor asks about experiences with gravity…

  29. a short haired girl

    i can’t believe i’m about to type this, but paris hilton was right. her ass does look like cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag. it’s just entirely unappealing.

  30. tim

    Just threw up in my mouth!!! That Bitch is nasty as can be!!!

  31. George Burdell

    She seems to have forgotten her skirt.

  32. Ronaldo

    Many men like women with big butts. Outside from how she became famous or how she makes money, she is attractive.

  33. dooood

    they could make so many parodies of that kobe bryant,
    richard branson commercial w this ho.

    “… but have you achieved success at success at success?”

  34. Lala

    ewww, ewwww EWWWW!!!! I don’t get what the big deal about her butt is, cause that looks disgusting to me!!!

  35. Mrs. Salt

    Doesn’t she realize that when someone tells you to suck it in it doesn’t mean your ginormous ass should suck in the yoga pants you are wearing!!!

  36. Urvag

    Oh shit! My ass ate my pants again!

  37. Grand Poobah

    Run away train…..all I see is a freakin loose caboose

  38. Grand Poobah

    can’t imagine that at 60, a definite horrorshow!

  39. el

    she did a dent on my car door.

  40. Debutante

    She looks obscene.

  41. Grand Poobah

    Anybody got a pin?

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