1. “I always drive through Dallas like this!”

  2. The Pope

    “If I hear one more person sing ‘Hey Jude!’, I’m going to go bloody insane!”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Apparently in England, the prostitutes ask for the money before getting in the car.

  4. EricLr

    Well, if your girlfriend had just backed into you and cut you in half, you’d probably be pretty bloody pissed too!

  5. we

    What a maroon

  6. Frank The Duck

    “Unlock the gas door!! I’m Stuck!!”

  7. bonerspunk

    Fuck! Phil Collins got thin again!

  8. “Now if you don’t mind, how about putting me other leg under me arse so I can be on me way…”

  9. “Billy! Billy, don’t you lose my number!”

  10. cc

    You ran over my sodding foot!

  11. Bigalkie

    Don’t worry Robert Downey Jr, it’s just a bird. I’ll tell her that you’re tying my shoe.

  12. Raoul

    I imagine getting into an argument with him would be hilarious.

  13. Cock Dr

    The London hookers wear some mighty fancy footwear.

  14. MILF

    “I am Sam.”

  15. Kyle

    Women do that on purpose.

  16. “C’mere, sweetheart, I have something for you. I learned this from Alicia Silverstone.”

  17. Blech

    “I told YOU to slow down while I was applying mascara, and whatdidyoudooo…”

  18. bethy

    Yes, I’m driving with my penis!

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