“I always drive through Dallas like this!”
Funny, I find myself driving through Dallas like this also. Something about the fucked up drivers and a wookie…
chewie! lock down auxiliary power!!!
“If I hear one more person sing ‘Hey Jude!’, I’m going to go bloody insane!”
Apparently in England, the prostitutes ask for the money before getting in the car.
Well, if your girlfriend had just backed into you and cut you in half, you’d probably be pretty bloody pissed too!
What a maroon
“Unlock the gas door!! I’m Stuck!!”
Fuck! Phil Collins got thin again!
“Now if you don’t mind, how about putting me other leg under me arse so I can be on me way…”
“Billy! Billy, don’t you lose my number!”
You ran over my sodding foot!
Don’t worry Robert Downey Jr, it’s just a bird. I’ll tell her that you’re tying my shoe.
I imagine getting into an argument with him would be hilarious.
The London hookers wear some mighty fancy footwear.
“I am Sam.”
Women do that on purpose.
“C’mere, sweetheart, I have something for you. I learned this from Alicia Silverstone.”
“I told YOU to slow down while I was applying mascara, and whatdidyoudooo…”
Yes, I’m driving with my penis!
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Jude Law in London. (March 26, 2012)