looks much better from the back
Doutze nice ass!!
I didn’t motorboat my monitor off of my desk. I didn’t.
Of all the wondrous creations of the universe, the Grand Canyon, Northern Lights, majestic sunsets over the oceans, her ass makes every one of them look like a fly covered pile of dog shit in comparison.
The honest part of me knows that I would blow my load if I got within a foot of her. But the fucking liar in me tells me I would violate her in every way possible, that ass being the first thing I’d destroy. Alas, I’m left only with my rght hand and many dreams.
A good right hand and dreams can save you a lot of heartaches, humiliation, and money. – The fact I have to say this shows what women have done to men over the last few decades. Yet they constantly complain there are no more MEN left.
My Theory Of Femininity is based loosely on Einstein’s Theory Of Relativity (E=mc^2)
Now follow me here, cuz it gets a bit complicated…
Uterus = Psycho. They’re all born that way. Once you realize that, everything they do from that point on makes sense.
I’ve explained this to dozens of men, and they all agree with me, across the board
Masturbation level: Introductory
That’s an ass that needs to be licked and banged ferociously.
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Doutzen Kroes in Miami. (March 25, 2013) - Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN