Looks like Vivica is thinking about eating Shawn.
Did I ever tell you guys she was on my flight to Indianapolis for the Indy 500? There’s my pathetic brush with greatness.
The level of greatness depends on which one you mean.
I met her at a University of Iowa tailgate. I was really drunk and rather loudly told one of my buddies I was gonna wear her gold medal around my neck when I was fucking her from behind. She was looking dead at me when I said it. Needless to say, I didn’t wear the medal.
LOL! That’s fucking priceless.
Don’t care about the medal. Give us closure on that.
For future stories, you did wear the medal and you did fuck her from behind. Sometimes people like to live vicariously through others and this is one of those times.
…did i tell you about the time she and alicia sacramone were in the girl’s locker room of my gym, naked, slathered in baby oil, fighting over who was gonna bang me? (and yes; extremely vivid waking dreams DO count)
“Damn that lil white got an ass!”
Vivica is testing the limits of the “One size fits all” apron.
Her taco will always pop for me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY
Oh my god. That’s fucking hilarious! You know the person who made that commercial did that on purpose.
That’s gold, Jerry!
She is so darn cute. Who would guess that she ate her own taco?
They got fat.
“That little bitch has the last hot dog, and Momma ain’t gonna let that happen.”
“Say whiteface again. I fuckn dare you!”
“Psssst…she’s staring at my ass again, isn’t she…”
“…we all are.”
…i used to think she looked like fievel …now i think she looks like a sexy girl fievel.
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