superficial

  1. Looks like Vivica is thinking about eating Shawn.

  2. Did I ever tell you guys she was on my flight to Indianapolis for the Indy 500? There’s my pathetic brush with greatness.

    • The level of greatness depends on which one you mean.

    • Doctor Joystick

      I met her at a University of Iowa tailgate. I was really drunk and rather loudly told one of my buddies I was gonna wear her gold medal around my neck when I was fucking her from behind. She was looking dead at me when I said it. Needless to say, I didn’t wear the medal.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …did i tell you about the time she and alicia sacramone were in the girl’s locker room of my gym, naked, slathered in baby oil, fighting over who was gonna bang me? (and yes; extremely vivid waking dreams DO count)

  3. j/k

    “Damn that lil white got an ass!”

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Vivica is testing the limits of the “One size fits all” apron.

  5. fred

    “That little bitch has the last hot dog, and Momma ain’t gonna let that happen.”

  6. donkeylicks

    “Say whiteface again. I fuckn dare you!”

  7. “Psssst…she’s staring at my ass again, isn’t she…”

  8. Johnny Barbells

    …i used to think she looked like fievel …now i think she looks like a sexy girl fievel.

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