1. “Yeah, Dinklage will clear it with an inch and a half to spare.”

  2. Never go to a measuring without oil.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    The cock is now only 36 inches from the floor.

  4. Shasta

    Made it through all the way through TCWM without wanting to give a single compliment. She could be hot in a different dress, and she needs shoes that don’t look like the bottom of a swimming pool.

  5. fartbucket

    Nice ankle wrinkles ho.

  6. The Pope

    Immigrants: doing the dirty jobs the rest of us are too good for!

  7. Deacon Jones

    God, if I was that woman I would be furiously running my tongue up and down her legs because, well, because I’m a pervert.

  8. Raoul


  9. JPC

    She’s going to get an unpleasant surprise when she measures the inseam…..

  10. Mama Pinkus

    I don’t know who this gal is but she looks ridiculous

  11. “Well, okay, but it means every time you wear it, you’re going to have to have heels like these on.”

    “Yeah, that’s not going to be a problem.”

  12. Dildo fitting?

  13. Walkaway_Joe

    “f I don’t look up for 45 seconds, I’ll get a free Sobe!” tape measure, tape measure, tape measure…

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    Make your own sangwich Bitch

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  16. tlmck

    “Nope. Dress is still too long.”

  17. mbcl

    “Well Miss Lee I don’t think there’s much demand for tape measure models”

  18. The Most Interesting

    “Beats picking strawberries.”

  19. Skeets

    Damn migrants get all the good jobs now-a-days

  20. Ana

    She’s never going to get an accurate measurement when she doesn’t even have both her feet on the floor.

  21. vgirly

    “I appologize. I had Mexican for lunch. Damn beans.”

  22. cc

    If she ever asked me to do that for her, my tongue would practically leap out of my head and under her skirt. Kind of like ‘The Thing’ but with more swirling action.

  23. There’s no way those shoes won’t give you some weird form of cancer.

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