superficial

  1. They’re playing their special game called: “Mom, pick out a hottie for me to bang…

  2. evAr

    holy cow most importantest photo evAr!!!

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Howdy neighbour!

  4. ksmack

    he will trot out a younger, super model version of his mom in 3-6 months.

  5. Jill

    “Do you wanna go to Boca? Leo Darling? I hear they have nice girls in Boca ya know. ” True story, this is how every woman over 60 talks in South Florida.

  6. Wait? I thought she was Ally McBeal’s mom.

  7. “Sweet Jesus, I gave up Bar Refaeli and Blake Lively. And now I’m stuck with THIS???”

  8. EricLr

    Okay mom, we’re undercover narcotics cops in 1978. Your cover name is Rico, and I’m Esteban…

  9. Look, it’s Mr. and Mrs. Thurston Howell the III.

  10. BorrisMorris

    Hey I saw Wilson’s face!! But now his wife is behind the fence. Oh shit..

  11. bigalkie

    Dr. Mephesto about to do a little ” cloning ” experiment with a nameless super model.

  12. j/k

    puff, puff, pass, mom…

  13. George P Burdell

    A witty truck driver named Tex
    Was arrested, and likely suspects,
    ’twas the sign on his door
    that caused the uproar
    It read simply “Oedipus Wrecks”

  14. Swearin

    Oh Christ, he wants to be Hunter S. Thompson now…

  15. JANE

    Must be a great relationship where he can’t even sit beside her without earphones in

  16. sc4play

    Damn! A two-headed Kilroy!!

  17. journalschism

    He’ll dump her soon.

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