Leonardo DiCaprio with his mom in Miami. (March 19, 2012)
They’re playing their special game called: “Mom, pick out a hottie for me to bang…
holy cow most importantest photo evAr!!!
Goddamn that’s first thing I thought.
he will trot out a younger, super model version of his mom in 3-6 months.
“Do you wanna go to Boca? Leo Darling? I hear they have nice girls in Boca ya know. ” True story, this is how every woman over 60 talks in South Florida.
Wait? I thought she was Ally McBeal’s mom.
“Sweet Jesus, I gave up Bar Refaeli and Blake Lively. And now I’m stuck with THIS???”
Okay mom, we’re undercover narcotics cops in 1978. Your cover name is Rico, and I’m Esteban…
Look, it’s Mr. and Mrs. Thurston Howell the III.
Hey I saw Wilson’s face!! But now his wife is behind the fence. Oh shit..
Dr. Mephesto about to do a little ” cloning ” experiment with a nameless super model.
puff, puff, pass, mom…
A witty truck driver named Tex
Was arrested, and likely suspects,
’twas the sign on his door
that caused the uproar
It read simply “Oedipus Wrecks”
Oh Christ, he wants to be Hunter S. Thompson now…
Must be a great relationship where he can’t even sit beside her without earphones in
Damn! A two-headed Kilroy!!
He’ll dump her soon.
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