1. contusion

    I’m sorry, what was your name again?

  2. “This…. This is wonderful… It’s the exact same color as the portable I shagged the last one in…”

  3. Cock Dr

    Isn’t she going to run for Congress or something?
    That would be interesting.

  4. “Ha, ha….I can’t believe that within 30 minutes I’ll be putting my penis in there!”

  5. SuckaMC

    “You left a pecker track on my dress, you dirty boy. Yes, you did!”

  6. That bandage dress is working overtime. I wonder if she has another one to loan to Wynona?

  7. Inky Black

    Your dress is so tight… wait, is that the outline of a dick?

  8. adamcagey

    I thought this was a still from a new Tron movie.

  9. Jade

    “That’s amazing! How’d you fit it all in there? Good job girl!”

  10. “Hello. Why just lookey where my penis is going to be in about 30 minutes.”

  11. Enough of these dresses already!

  12. “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where was this during all the time we were filming together?”

  13. Christ she’s stupid. that dress is GROSS.

  14. Don Draper's Dad

    What a lovely shade of porta potty green! I can practically smell the quaternary ammonium!

  15. hugh gentry

    Gerard debuting the new self tanner “dirty Mexican”. Look like you’ve been rolling around in dirt and doing landscaping for 12 hours all without the smell or leaving your bathroom.

  16. Oz Matters

    Strange, but my Peugeot wagon has the same shaped backend.

  17. JungleRed

    Even Gerard Butler thinks you look ridiculous.

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