superficial

  1. What’s the French term for pedo-rapist?

  2. He heard that preteen girls were really into vampires nowadays.

  3. maoix

    Getting warmer

  4. Inner Retard

    This is the safest way he can travel between countries now.

  5. meeps!

    A kid can dream…

  6. Getting ready to meet Fred Phelps, I see.

  7. Hugh G. Rection

    The son of a bitch belongs in a coffin.

  8. Dox

    Creative Foreshadowing, or wish fulfillment?
    You decide.

  9. ben dover

    so that’s what Svengoolie looks like without makeup

  10. “Now I know how Sharon Tate feels.”
    What? Too soon?

  11. fred

    “Wait a minute. There are no 11 year old girls in here . . .”

  12. Ralph

    He is small enough, physically (and as a person) to fit Woody Allen in there with him. Perfect!

  13. It would be hilarious if this were a set up, and someone quickly nailed a lid on the coffin and FedEx shipped the crate to the Los Angeles District Attorney office.

  14. Heywood Jablomie

    Not soon enough

  15. Hippieloser

    “Eh, still beats a prison cell!”

  16. Brit

    Drugged then anally raped a thirteen year old. Twice.
    With less wood than this.

  17. “I’ve come to suck your blood”
    (By blood he means toddler dick)

  18. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Someone said there was a girl coughing in here? Well, where is she?

  19. coljack

    “Soon, my dear Roman, so very soon, dress rehearsal will be over. Glad to see you getting ready.” – Satan

  20. He only showed up because he heard it was made from the wood of young boys.

  21. “Mr. Polanski, I hereby give you a gift of this coffin so you will have a place to rest after you grow up.”

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