1. Satan's bitch

    Butt-his-face?

  2. Bucky Barnes

    In reality he’s a perpetually cheerful nuclear physicist but he knows that chicks really dig the stupid, sullen look.

  3. reformed_druid

    What’s a Chord?

  4. dontlooknow

    Angry ginger kids scare me.

  5. Justin Bieber’s angrier, much gayer brother trolling for Ed Hardy shirts.

  6. If you don’t like the name “Chord”, use his nickname, “Date-Rapey McDoucheNozzle”.

  7. babablacksheep

    “If I purse my lips just a little more I can look like Angelina Jolie!”

  8. MrsEllis

    This guy isn’t hot. The new guy who plays a gay guy is the hot one.

  9. Bobobo

    He bears a frightening resemblance to Gary Busey.

  10. Texaschikkita

    Introducing the new white-beater. I mean wife-beater.

  11. Stewie Griffin

    Chord who????

  12. cutthecrap

    nothing creepier than some dude who’s face looks about 12 yrs old with a juiced up body! Yikes!

  13. it had to be said

    Choad is just a typo away.

  14. Bigalkie

    Go to your room Mongo

  15. I’d make that face too if you forced me to dye my hair lemon yellow.

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