Steven: “No. I am your father. ”
Jim: “No. No. That’s not true. That’s impossible!”

Philo and Clyde roam the San Fernando Valley in search of cold beer, country music and the occasional punch-up.

They do make a lovely couple, don’t they.

Seriously, I have an Oscar!

“Don’t you ever out-douche me again, little man!”

if billy bob thornton and kevin costner had a bastard child, that child would work security for shitty movie premieres.

Jim Carrey :” Hey, Stephen, Tyler, how you doin’?”
Stephen Tyler: “What Carrey?”
Jim Carrey: Patting crotch : “Sorry not you. A few years ago I named my balls Steven and Tyler in-case this very moment ever happend.”

This picture is setting off my inter-dude proximity alert.

Aww, he got the velcroes

‘You had me at….hello.’

Two men desperately trying to figure out who looks more like a hobo.

That awkward moment when you relise the person you are talking to is not Janice Dickinson.

“Jim, you should have told me you had a couple of prunes in your pocket before I stuck my hand in there…”
“Sorry, dude, I don’t have any pockets.”