1. “I find that tension up here in the cervical spine actually originates in the penis…”

  2. Vulcan pinch now!

  3. JimBB

    It’s okay Luke Wilson, I’m sure you’ll find work soon.

  4. Inner Retard

    Love the kid’s expression. He doesn’t see Jackman. He’s looking at Wolverine.

  5. cc

    You hold the kid at bay with your dog and I’ll steal his scooter.

  6. Nice bag of shit hanging on his hip scooter.

  7. “Sorry mate, I’m not gay.”
    *Rides away with his lap dog on his razor scooter listening to ‘It’s Raining Men’ on his ipod.*

  8. “Don’t you worry, mate. Keep putting one foot in front of the other and eventually you’ll be down the street. And maybe you’ll have enough loose change to buy a sandwich.”

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