superficial

  1. Ruckus

    “When this sucker hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.”

  2. She’s old but if you squint your eyes she could be pretty.

  3. meeps!

    Coconut shell use #17, “The Jenner”.

  4. Did Kris get all the mirrors in the split?

  5. Pilin

    Those market flea mops really do the job!

  6. As much money as he’s made, you’d think he owned a mirror.

  7. He should have known better than to use Donatella Versace’s plastic surgeon.

  8. Looks like the Chewbacca Kardashian has been squatting on his face for a few days

  9. Remove the glasses, add some wooden teeth – ladies and gentlemen – the 1st president of the United States.

  10. brick

    Looks like Larry King ran out of hair product.

  11. It does not put the lotion on its skin!

  12. Man, they just seriously fuck up every man that comes in contact with them.

  13. Whoever is bitten by a wookie and lives, becomes a wookie himself.

  14. Inner Retard

    He better remove that creature from his head before PETA shows up and declares it an endangered species and activists tie themselves to it.

  15. Post traumatic stress disorder is kicking in hard for this guy……

  16. CptCreep

    God is in his holy temple.
    Earthly thoughts, be silent now.
    While with rev’rence we assemble
    And before his presence bow
    He is with us now and ever
    When we call upon his name
    Aiding every good endeavor
    Guiding every upward aim

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdoyVjYvIw

  17. Arlmlo Schlongfoooster

    Martha Stewart needs better botox

  18. “I’m sure in 1985 plutonium is available in any corner store, but in 1955 it’s a little harder to come by!”

  19. Grace

    The resemblance with Rack from Buffy the Vampire Slayer is uncanny.
    http://www.geocities.ws/mutantenemy2285buffy/index_buffy_guest_rack.htm

  20. thecrazybetty

    poor guy. he doesn’t look well.

  21. fred

    Reality Television: so easy, a cave man can do it.

  22. Brit

    Pictured: Bruce Jenner’s Head
    Not Pictured: Adam’s Apple

  23. -Hello, RealDoll? Yeah, I was wondering if you could make my order look like–
    -Let me guess, Kate Upton?
    -No, I want it to look like–
    -Oh I know, Lynda Carter, circa WonderWoman.
    -No, let me finish, I want it to look like–
    -An asian catholic schoolgirl with 36 double D’s.
    -No, goddamnit, a Troll doll. I want my RealDoll sexbot to look like a fucking Troll doll. Can you do that for me!?
    -Why didn’t you say so. You want the Bruce Jenner special.

  24. dude shouldn’t leave the house without makeup on…

  25. Crispin Glover’s mom looks a lot like Bruce Jenner.

  26. Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady

  27. Facts

    Those are extension tied on to his old man hair.

  28. Joe Blow

    I would make fun of him, but time and plastic surgery beat me to it.

  29. cc

    Upset by the insolent staff and a raucous children’s party, Myrtle vowed never to return to Cracker Barrel.

  30. How much did he pay to get Lou Ferrigno’s Hulk wig?

  31. Gender reassignment progressing nicely…

  32. Schadenfreude

    Now we see the reason why the sign above the door to the Kardashian mansion reads: “Abandon all hope ye who enter here.”

  33. Bane

    It looks like Gene Simmons is giving him hair styling tips.

  34. That’s not Bruce Jenner. That’s an old woman I used to see in AA meetings.

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