“When this sucker hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.”
Well done Ruckus… well done.
She’s old but if you squint your eyes she could be pretty.
Coconut shell use #17, “The Jenner”.
Did Kris get all the mirrors in the split?
Those market flea mops really do the job!
As much money as he’s made, you’d think he owned a mirror.
He should have known better than to use Donatella Versace’s plastic surgeon.
Looks like the Chewbacca Kardashian has been squatting on his face for a few days
Remove the glasses, add some wooden teeth – ladies and gentlemen – the 1st president of the United States.
Looks like Larry King ran out of hair product.
It does not put the lotion on its skin!
Man, they just seriously fuck up every man that comes in contact with them.
Jefe, he has no soul,,,that’s what this bunch does to every man. kwest is next,,yeah baby!!!!!!!!
look at the bright side- its kanye’s turn!
Whoever is bitten by a wookie and lives, becomes a wookie himself.
He better remove that creature from his head before PETA shows up and declares it an endangered species and activists tie themselves to it.
Post traumatic stress disorder is kicking in hard for this guy……
God is in his holy temple.
Earthly thoughts, be silent now.
While with rev’rence we assemble
And before his presence bow
He is with us now and ever
When we call upon his name
Aiding every good endeavor
Guiding every upward aim
Martha Stewart needs better botox
“I’m sure in 1985 plutonium is available in any corner store, but in 1955 it’s a little harder to come by!”
The resemblance with Rack from Buffy the Vampire Slayer is uncanny.
poor guy. he doesn’t look well.
Reality Television: so easy, a cave man can do it.
Pictured: Bruce Jenner’s Head
Not Pictured: Adam’s Apple
-Hello, RealDoll? Yeah, I was wondering if you could make my order look like–
-Let me guess, Kate Upton?
-No, I want it to look like–
-Oh I know, Lynda Carter, circa WonderWoman.
-No, let me finish, I want it to look like–
-An asian catholic schoolgirl with 36 double D’s.
-No, goddamnit, a Troll doll. I want my RealDoll sexbot to look like a fucking Troll doll. Can you do that for me!?
-Why didn’t you say so. You want the Bruce Jenner special.
dude shouldn’t leave the house without makeup on…
Crispin Glover’s mom looks a lot like Bruce Jenner.
Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady
Those are extension tied on to his old man hair.
I would make fun of him, but time and plastic surgery beat me to it.
Upset by the insolent staff and a raucous children’s party, Myrtle vowed never to return to Cracker Barrel.
How much did he pay to get Lou Ferrigno’s Hulk wig?
Gender reassignment progressing nicely…
Now we see the reason why the sign above the door to the Kardashian mansion reads: “Abandon all hope ye who enter here.”
It looks like Gene Simmons is giving him hair styling tips.
That’s not Bruce Jenner. That’s an old woman I used to see in AA meetings.
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Bruce Jenner in Los Angeles. (March 10, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN