Suzy is looking quite fetching here as she’s fondled by that Mormon wax figurine.
He has total Romney hair. It has to be a thing with them.
If you’re Mormon, touching the hand is considered “fondling.”
I’m not sure how, but she must be related to Chris Christie.
Not pictured – upset audience member Marie Osmond, shouting “Who the fuck is that on stage with you, Donny? And you’d better not tell me ‘she’s a little bit country’!”
“What do you mean, ‘consummate’?”
Isn’t that a soup?
Awwww! Anybody who doesn’t think this is cute is a rat bastard.
Wow, Marie has really let herself go again, did another one of her kids jump out a window? That’s probably why Mormons have so fucking many.
I believe it’s OSMOND, not Osmund.
Ah! It’s a typo! I thought it might be one of those lookalike porn stars.
“No, for the last time, we will not be performing ‘The Donkey Show’ !
When was Ms. Swan on American Bandstand?
“Wait…What do you mean I now pronounce you man and wife?”
OSMOND….for the win.
I think he is getting a boner in his magic underwear.
I, I was standing. You were there. Two worlds colliding. And they can never tear us apart.
you forgot stevie wonder
You don’t suppose he’s still banging her, do ya?
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