1. Cock Dr

    Suzy is looking quite fetching here as she’s fondled by that Mormon wax figurine.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m not sure how, but she must be related to Chris Christie.

  3. Frank Burns

    Not pictured – upset audience member Marie Osmond, shouting “Who the fuck is that on stage with you, Donny? And you’d better not tell me ‘she’s a little bit country’!”

  4. “What do you mean, ‘consummate’?”

  5. Awwww! Anybody who doesn’t think this is cute is a rat bastard.

  6. Matt Lauer

    Wow, Marie has really let herself go again, did another one of her kids jump out a window? That’s probably why Mormons have so fucking many.

  7. Caroline

    I believe it’s OSMOND, not Osmund.

  8. “No, for the last time, we will not be performing ‘The Donkey Show’ !

  9. When was Ms. Swan on American Bandstand?

  10. “Wait…What do you mean I now pronounce you man and wife?”

  11. John Travolta

    OSMOND….for the win.

  12. I think he is getting a boner in his magic underwear.

  13. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    I, I was standing. You were there. Two worlds colliding. And they can never tear us apart.

  14. broduh jenner

    you forgot stevie wonder

  15. You don’t suppose he’s still banging her, do ya?

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