A Matrix rebutt? I’m in.
Only the tightest pants can eliminate every trace of all that cottage cheese.
The inventor of leather pants should be ratified by the Vatican.
Do they even make leather pants in boys size medium?
I knew that was coming. Well done, Beef.
She has a tiny bit of cottage cheese saddlebag, but that’s just delicious looking – she knows how to show it off right. Now if someone could just show Kim Kardashian how it’s done.
How many of these outfits does she has to wear before someone fucks her already??
Erm. Looks like a double-nozzled icing bag.
This is how it starts, laydeez. This is phase 1 of Kim K. Buffalo Ass (KKBA). (medical terminology – look it up).
I’m from PETA. Off with the leather, Maria!
The girl in the sweater next to her has a nicer ass.
so does the dude in the flannel shirt to her right. so does most of Los Angeles County.
so does the dude in the flannel shirt to her left. so does most of Los Angeles County.
I see we have a couple of haters in the crowd. I guess I won’t say anything about any asses because they might think I’m referring to them!
Hmm, I sure could eat a Greek – I mean Polish – sausage about now.
I can hear the cow that contributed to those pants crying out in pain as she put them on! It wasn’t even that tight when the cow wore it! Mooooo!
Aww someone is fat and hating on poor Maria
I’d really like to be inside her asshole…whether it’s my tongue or my penis. I’d settle for either one.
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Maria Menounos at The Grove In Los Angeles. (February 11, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN