It’s a shame when you run into Charlie Sheen and he tries to smoke you…
Hey pig, you ever had your shit pushed in?
The name is Douche. Ethan Douche.
A Meet Joe Black reboot? I’m in.
Because that wasn’t a remake? (Yup. Two for two.)
Meet Jo’ Black Mama was way funnier.
I just want to see somebody get pasted by a car. Hawke would suffice.
Let me get this straight, Led Zepplin can’t get a movie made about them, but Sugar Ray can?!
Ethan Hawke, noted supporter of avant-garde theater in New York, long time collaborator of pioneering director Richard Linklater, and having perfected the Stanislavsky system under Lee Strasberg, is seen here, true to his method acting roots, preparing for his upcoming role in Zoolander 2: The Irrelevant Years.
“Spread your wings and Fly!!”
Later that day, Hawke was attacked by several lower-level superheroes, mistaking him for the bad guy they fought that one time.
Guy Fieri lost a lot of weight. I guess he stopped eating his own food.
The Heat Miser seen here in a rare gray scale ensemble.
He is hot but I hate that Miley Saurus hairstyle
If Mark McGrath and Cruella De Vil had a baby… and that baby died in utero…
Seriously, this is not Sugar Ray?
His sleeve… Uma Sucked My Cock?
Quick! To the flux capacitor!!
I didn’t know Sugar Ray was still together.
yep…totally thought this was sugar ray also
I had such a crush on him back in the Dead Poets Society days. Ahh, but time is a cruel bitch. Who knew he would go the way of the Douche?
He went super saiyan.
Was waiting for someone to make the Dragonball Z reference
The whiter Don King.
“I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you…FIRE, I’ll take you to burn…”
Ah, old Prodigy. Nice one.
Here’s a true story: Back in the 60′s two friends and I got busted for dope. I had completely forgotten until tonight that we were on our way to see “The Crazy World of Arthur Brown” at a place in Torrance, CA. That was 1968.
Young Hair, Old Face
Did Guy Fieri and Mark McGrath morph into one person?
Whatever, I think it looks great. In unrelated news I’ve played a lot of Final Fantasy games.
He is such a douche of epic craggy-faced proportions. Always has been, always will be.
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Ethan Hawke at the premiere of 'Before Midnight' during the 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival. (February 11, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN