superficial

  1. A Golden Girls reboot? I’m in.

  2. It takes a real diva to wear all four of her Herpes Simplex Championship rings out in public.

  3. Now I feel like my eyes need antibiotics.

  4. Damn she cleans up well. And probably often.

  5. Toe Jam

    Welcome to the $10,000 Pyramid. Lets play. Beep boop beep boop…”Denis Rodmen, Dave Navarro, Simon Cowell, the California surf, ah, ummmm…all of the L.A. Lakers…”. “Things that have pounded on Carmen Electra.” DING!

  6. broduh jenner

    no use trying to cover them now!

  7. Surprisingly fresh-looking.

  8. She’s fucking gorgeous. She has horrible taste in men, though. I think I got a shot.

  9. Inner Retard

    Short of the trashy rings she looks like most men hope their wives will look like at 40. Kudos Carmen.

  10. Throb the Wonder Mule

    “What, pull them out now? Oke dokey !”

  11. Beautiful woman. Unfortunately she contains more plastic parts than an electric toothbrush.

  12. bernard

    has a cleavage yeast infection

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