superficial

  1. *whispers* I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Brooklyn, New York.

  2. Larry “The Lamprey” King.

  3. It’s hard to know the proper etiquette when someone falls asleep mid-smooch.

  4. Weeblo

    Tim Robins hasn’t aged well

  5. Susan’s thought bubble: “a kiss from someone my age… BLECCCCHHHHH”

  6. Her boobs are awesome. I don’t care how old she is.

  7. malaka

    and if anything grows while you pose,
    i’ll oil you up and rub you down.
    (up, down, up, down, up, down!!!)
    and that’s just one small fraction of the main attraction.
    you need a friendly hand. i need action!!

  8. penis

    don’t dream it. be it!
    #yolo

  9. MZ MIZRY

    like a dead bug on the windshield.

  10. Free_Speech

    Even Larry King calls Susan Sarandon “that Old Broad”.

  11. Gin&Tonic

    Marry fuck or kill: Susan Sarandon, Judy Dench, Helen Mirren?

  12. “Are you hear to take me to the afterlife Grim Reaper?”

  13. She is such a gracious woman. Femininely soft. Good.

  14. “Larry, no matter how hard you suck, my breasts aren’t going to deflate.”

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