*whispers* I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Brooklyn, New York.
Larry “The Lamprey” King.
It’s hard to know the proper etiquette when someone falls asleep mid-smooch.
Tim Robins hasn’t aged well
Susan’s thought bubble: “a kiss from someone my age… BLECCCCHHHHH”
Her boobs are awesome. I don’t care how old she is.
and if anything grows while you pose,
i’ll oil you up and rub you down.
(up, down, up, down, up, down!!!)
and that’s just one small fraction of the main attraction.
you need a friendly hand. i need action!!
Boom shaka-laka, boom shaka-laka,..
don’t dream it. be it!
like a dead bug on the windshield.
Even Larry King calls Susan Sarandon “that Old Broad”.
Marry fuck or kill: Susan Sarandon, Judy Dench, Helen Mirren?
Marry: Helen Mirren
Fuck: Susan Sarandon
Kill: Judy Dench
“Are you hear to take me to the afterlife Grim Reaper?”
She is such a gracious woman. Femininely soft. Good.
“Larry, no matter how hard you suck, my breasts aren’t going to deflate.”
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