superficial

  1. kafak

    Wonk wonk.

  2. donkeylicks

    She seems to be developing the same eye problem thats been plaguing Woody Allen.

    • She has always had the eye problem. Look at any picture of her over the past decade.

      • South Park played up her droopy eye in the episode “Stupid Spoiled Whore”.

        I literally can’t remember anyone’s name 10 seconds after meeting them, but I can recite South Park episodes from 10 years ago verbatim. What the fuck brain?

      • malaka

        ITS CANADAAAAAAAAAA
        ON STRIKE!!!

      • Someone sung a line from ‘Uncle Fucker’ at work today and I lapsed into the entire song, able to sing it word for word … but when asked how old I am going through customs I have to stop and think about it …

  3. Ken

    Anyone ever notice you never see Paris Hilton and Russian skater Tatiana Volosozhar at the same time? The plot thickens.

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  4. She’s looking pretty good these days. I think she’s aging well.

  5. Her nipples line up as well as her eyes do.

    Is that stratitsmus?

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