1. “Escape Plan” sounds like a documentary about one of his maids.

  2. I wish I’d had an escape plan when I was watching his last movie!

  3. “Yackity YACK – Don’t use flash!”

  4. He’s just seen the last photo.

  5. “Come with me if you want to regret.”

  6. That man can hear a maid use a feather duster from two block away.

  7. “I dhink der iz zumding gone wrong wid my last Bodox treedment!”

  8. “I luv de smell of Lysol in de Morning!”

  9. “Ahhh ze vacuum cleanuhs ! Vat beautiful music dey make !”

  10. Judd

    dats zee best blow ize dunn in years

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