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  1. joe

    Tough decision: Do you think of something snarky to say about his grabbing balls or do you wonder how he could ever be a top?

  2. jorge

    “loser has to give a rusty trombone to the winner!”

  3. Lautner was obviously thinking he was auditioning for Jack Reacher-around.

  4. BB

    Only way that smile could get bigger is replace dude holding football with Tom Brady. Positions stay the same.

  5. Cock Dr

    We all need loving, touching and squeezing.
    I think this poor kid’s career has hit its high water mark. Let him have fun with his fanboyz while he still can.

  6. “TAG! Now you’re made of wood!”

  7. bigalkie

    Holy photo ops. That ball in brand spanking new, in pristine condition.

  8. A little quick to be making a Sandusky biopic, huh?

  9. Do you actually need gloves for playing backyard football?

  10. Allison Wunderlan

    No. Seriously, Dude, it’s just the wind.

  11. “Come back! I won’t sodomize you…again!”

  12. AtomicMug

    Thanks for making football gay, Hollywood!

  13. That dude has the most fucked up looking face. There…I’ve said it.

  14. Tinka

    I honestly thought it was Ashton Kutcher in this pic. Don’t know if that should be taken as an insult or a compliment in this case, though.

  15. Shelby

    “Chase meee, Chase meeee!”

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