1. Dammit, she’s defeated the hipster ninjas we sent to liquidate her! We’ll have to think of another way…

  2. “…And that’s how Justin Beiber was born!”

  3. It’s a lot of work to keep that sexy, toned figure.

  4. Are Nelson Mandela pants a thing now?

  5. Great! Now she’s a twerking instructor!

  6. At least she doesn’t have her fucking tongue hanging out.

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