Johnny Depp on the set of 'Mortdecai' in London. (December 9, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Haven’t we all seen this same movie a hundred times?
LOL! I look forward to the comments on this pic. Good lord. *wipes tear*
“Tim, we talked about this. I would only bang Helena in front of you. This is NOT Helena.”
It’s all a big misunderstanding.
Lieutenant Dangle was just demonstrating a new enhanced interrogation technique.
In case you’re wondering, John Travolta is the director.
Stop, frisk, and fuck. New York’s new anti-crime pro horny police policy.
Looks like Focus on the Family was right: Now that same-sex marriage is legal, the cops can force you to fuck random dudes on the street.
Are they shooting the Blue Oyster scene for Police Academy 8?
Is this a biopic about Roger Moore?
Wait, so this is not a gay porn version of Dr. House?
London’s truck stops are a lot classier than Buffalo’s.
This is a depiction of his initiation long ago…minus the blood and screaming
” Just because I dropped a nickle on the ground doesn’t mean you have to play Lone Ranger in my ass !”
Bring in the Gimp
“But I don’t wanna be the middle guy in the human centipede.”
I’m sure I had a watch on. Let me check again.
Backstage with the Village People
So they’re finally making the Feddie Mercury movie.
Nick Saban demonstrating what he’s about to do to Alabama.
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