Santa is thrilled as all hell.
“Let’s see what goodies Santa’s got in his sack!”
Paulie Shore and Nick Nolte on the set of their new Holiday special.
I’d watch the crap out of that.
For Christmas, I’d like a career.
Jeez Santa, that dummy looks lifelike
Have no idea who this is, so which one is Joey Lawrence?
Sit on my boner, err, I mean lap, little boy.
It’s 75° in L.A. and this asshole wears a beanie.
It’s a douchebag cap, no?
If the shoe fits….
It’s a has-beanie
E P I C
“I have to sit through all of these brats asking for sh** they’re not getting and the coup d’grace you give me is some a**hole in a Canadian tuxedo??” – Santa
Look, asshole, Santa is running out of denim, okay?
Maybe I can bring you something this year in suede? Leather?
Those swirly things on Santa’s moustache are mesmerizing.
Why the fuck is he still dressed like is 1991?
Think about it. :)
“So what do you want for Xmas this year, little boy?”
“A brand new set of denim anal beams to match my outfit, pleasy please daddy Santa!”
Hey Joey, what’s it like to be near someone famous?
Judging by his attire he’s going to ask Santa for a ’77 Trans Am.
He gave Santa the other friendship bracelet.
“Whoa… I need work.”
Oh Santa, I need more gay for Christmas.
Why is Santa’s dick on Santa’s face?
“Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!”
“That’s not how it goes…”
Santa: “No fucking way you’re sitting on my lap, asshole”
they know better – last year, Joey got overexcited and peed his pants.
Does he even realize he’s impersonating George Michael in every picture?
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Joey Lawrence at the Jayneoni Holiday House in Los Angeles. (November 18, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN