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  1. BillEBuoy

    Santa is thrilled as all hell.

  2. Tiger

    “Let’s see what goodies Santa’s got in his sack!”

  3. Timothy

    Paulie Shore and Nick Nolte on the set of their new Holiday special.

  4. joe

    For Christmas, I’d like a career.

  5. Jeez Santa, that dummy looks lifelike

  6. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Have no idea who this is, so which one is Joey Lawrence?

  7. Tron

    Sit on my boner, err, I mean lap, little boy.

  8. It’s 75° in L.A. and this asshole wears a beanie.

  9. USDA Prime McBeef

    Canadian tuxedo

  10. Michael_D

    “I have to sit through all of these brats asking for sh** they’re not getting and the coup d’grace you give me is some a**hole in a Canadian tuxedo??” – Santa

  11. EricLr

    Look, asshole, Santa is running out of denim, okay?

    Maybe I can bring you something this year in suede? Leather?

  12. 1NDUN

    Those swirly things on Santa’s moustache are mesmerizing.

  13. Crissy

    Why the fuck is he still dressed like is 1991?

  14. pff

    “So what do you want for Xmas this year, little boy?”

    “A brand new set of denim anal beams to match my outfit, pleasy please daddy Santa!”

  15. kravdan

    Hey Joey, what’s it like to be near someone famous?

  16. cc

    Judging by his attire he’s going to ask Santa for a ’77 Trans Am.

  17. He gave Santa the other friendship bracelet.

  18. “Whoa… I need work.”

  19. Oh Santa, I need more gay for Christmas.

  20. Alexxx

    Why is Santa’s dick on Santa’s face?

  21. Swearin

    “Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!”
    “That’s not how it goes…”

  22. Santa: “No fucking way you’re sitting on my lap, asshole”

  23. Does he even realize he’s impersonating George Michael in every picture?

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