1. Miley Cyrus’s vag has been known to get quite wet resulting in a deluge… Billy Ray was apparently on the receiving end of it somehow…

  2. The Dude

    This is Beiber in 30 years, still desperately trying to look tough and manly.

  3. English Teacher Anni

    Never go Full Douche.

  4. gary coleman's ghost

    Why doesn’t he dress his fucking age?! What’s next, Carol Channing in capris, a halter top and Uggs?

  5. We’re gonna need bail money for Zimmerman, a shotgun (any gun really), and whatever people make black face out of.

  6. Art Crow

    Giant Dinklage

  7. Eejut

    The low yesterday in Los Angeles was 53F. Why does this asshole need a scarf?

  8. A strategically placed boner blocker is a must if you have a twerking daughter.

  9. Mohawk Disco

    Hard to imagine why Miley would act out like she does. It must be all the violence in the media. I blame Saturday morning cartoons myself.

  10. Little Tongue

    You can tell a dad is ashamed of his daughter when the amount of clothing “and stuff” he wears is inversely proportional to what she’s wearing. Pretty soon, we won’t even be able to see his ugly face no more. It makes up for Miley’s annoying emancipation, I guess.

  11. Isn’t that Peter Dinklage?

  12. Beer Baron

    Leave the Desperado Cosplay to Lorenzo Lamas.

  13. AWOL

    He rode up on the most badass Harley you have ever seen,

    His boyfriend is out back parking it.

  14. Wow. What a transformation…

    I had no idea LA’s Avalon Theater became a rough trade pickup spot.

  15. “Hey… You want to buy a pair of Miley’s underwear?” I’ll throw in my latest CD.

  16. miley cyrusisaslut

    ‘ There is a reason why he named his youngest daughter, Noah, and it had nothing to do with an ark…..This picture should be all anyone needs to figure it out and the reason why Tish is always out “picking up” Miley’s leftovers.

  17. Jade

    The edginess cuts like a knife!

  18. “I’m a little bit country…
    And I’m a whole lotta total asshole…”

  19. If I remember the handkerchief-code explanation from Cruising correctly, a blue-and-white hanky tucked in your fly means “up for anything gay—anything.”

  20. “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

  21. a. blumpkin

    Looks like an oversized Peter Dinklage on heroin.

  22. A little under dressed for the parenting class he is most certainly on the way to.

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