Notice how awkward that scene is for him…
“I love you Kellan… I tattooed your face on my right butt cheek… Please come home with me to meet my cats…
The calendar lady has some rope and duct tape and will be waiting by the back door after the premiere.
“Misery” was actually my first thought.
So true. How come there is always at least one ugly fat chick in the frame who’s eye raping the celeb.
So, the female equivalent of “dick in a box” is “poster board just northeast of the cooch”?
His makeup is smudging at the neckline.
“What? No, not you! I want an autograph from the gay one!”
“I am the gay one.”
“No, the skinny gay one!”
What is a man doing in that crowd? Oh, that’s right. Gays.
“Oh God please, just a liiittle bit lower, a liiiitle bit lower… juuust a liOMIGODRIGHTTHERE!”
-The woman in red
Oldest teen-aged girls. Ever.
You haven’t seen my co-workers.
I with the dude on the left — “Who is this guy?”
Charlie Chan in white-face is saying it all with her (crossed) eyes… I think
He’s afraid to make eye contact in case she challenges him to arm-wrestle.
“psst…dude, get ready. I’ve got an epic ‘smell my finger’ on the way”
“Kellan! Over here! Sign my Sausage McMuffin!”
He seems like such a moron in real life… but I don’t feel guilty for finding him to be so hot in a meat-head sort of way.
Is that Maya Rudolph from “Up all night” ?
“I know douchebag, I’m coming. I gotta sign this thing for the walrus giving me the stink eye”.
“Please, please, sign one of my chins!!! Either one will do!”
Well, that certainly casts wealth and fame in an unappealing light, doesn’t it?
I never thought I’d see someone giving his number to honey boo boo’s mom.
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Kellan Lutz at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 in Los Angeles. (November 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN