Goes to show how rich she is…all that cash offered, and she still won’t put her clothes back on.
Wow her wrinkles look really hot!
“Hello Life Alert? Yeah, it’s me, Madonna… I need you again… My sciatic is acting up again…”
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
Sponsored by P.T. Barnum.
Justice would be hitting her a belt with a stick.
Poetic justice would be walloping her with a Hydrangea.
You know its a bad show when the audience is trying to pay her to get off the stage.
She needs real-time photoshopping. Maybe Google can work that into their new glasses?
My dollar would be on fire with an M-80 inside it.
Looks like her back just gave out. Get her the blood of a virgin stat! Check the Twilight premier for an unlimited supply.
The guy behind her is trying to decide whether to dial the last “1.” He dialed “91″ when she came out without a walker.
Money _does_ grow on trees, it just falls off the gnarly ones
All that money should help out in undoing whatever spinal injury she just gave herself.
When it comes to seniors still being ‘sexy’, I’ll take Jamie Lee curtis shilling for yogurt any day over this age-inappropriately dressed veiny pile of sinews waving her shaved, wizened, pleather-clad twat in people’s faces while lip-synching to autotuned lame-ass ‘pop tunes’.
Yeah, not a fan…
Jammie Lee rocks. And also Sigourney Weaver, Emma Thompson, Diane Lane, Julia Ormond, and the queen Helen Mirren.
and Diane Keaton
What are you trying to say? Can you be more clear? :P
“Hot” has to be redefined and women have to reinvent themselves if they want to keep it hot, instead of spending millions and so much energy by attaining to their old 20′s hotness. I mention names of celeb women who do that greatly instead of becoming a caricature of their old selves.
*And by the way, I had forgotten Monica Bellucci.
I like her.
I told you that new hip wouldn’t last.
if we make it rain quarters, will she go away?
You’re not fooling me, buddy. I know Iggy Pop when I see him.
“BACK BOY, to stage right, clean up at stage right.”
Is this the “Oh Please Let Me Still Be Relevant” tour?
I wish I were there, I’d throw $10 at a time at her. in rolls of quarters.
She’s not even worth Monopoly money.
like a senior
breaking both hips at the very same time.
like a se-e-e-e-nior
when your heart beats
means ur pacemakers fine.
Like a tendon.
Oh fuck it’s Graddona!!! noooooooooooooo!
I thought embalming was supposed to keep them from curling up like that.
Not shown: Talent.
Woman in front row: “Ewww.. she just farted and DUST came out.”
Guy in front row: “That wasn’t dust, that was dried-up man paste.”
Ahhhhh my back!
Great. Now I’m going to have nightmares about this shit.
It could be worse, at least she didn’t follow through on the Obama strip.
Looks like a dude with a wig, tuck job, and tits.
Stage lighting brought to you by The Clapper. “Clap on! Clap off!”
Is she singing, ‘Granpa dont preach’?
I think she got stuck.
Elton was right!
I remember when table dances were $5. And they were a lot hotter than this.
Judge Judy looks great!
Madonna being exorcised at Madison Square Garden in New York City. (November 12, 2012)
Are those dollars donations to buy clothes or metamucil?
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Madonna performing at Madison Square Garden in New York City. (November 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN