Looks like Robert Pattinson blew him.
hot damn! lol
That’s it, everyone go home. Hot dog, we have a wiener.
The last scene in the gay porn, Pulp Friction.
I guess Lady Gaga really was in England this week.
He’s got Marcellus Wallace’s soul in those budgie smugglers.
He should have used Jon Hamm’s Photoshop expert.
“Tinkerbell, It’s over between us! Leave my dick alone!”
is that time in a movie where you hear a quire like “ahhhhhhhhhh”…..
Props for the most imaginative misspeling of “choir” to date.
And props to me for the typo in “misspelling”. I gotta get a bigger keyboard.
I forget which law of the Internet it is that anyone who comments to correct a spelling/grammar error will make a spelling/grammer error of his or her own.
(That was deliberate. I had to do it—it’s the law!)
Hahaha I was looking for the misspelling!! Found it! Well done! Such a fun hump day game.
I see what you did there!
And the winner for best misspelling of choir goes to….
Question..did you even attempt to spell it correctly or was this done on purpose?
Just admit that you always thought “choir” was spelled “quire” and I will be on my way.
I had to say it out loud to work out what he meant.
Yeah, fonics r a lot uf phun!
“Oh yeah? Are you hooked on phonics?”
“No, I’m not hooked on phonics, I can quit anytime.”
“I wonder why David Beckham is always…..ohhhhhhh.”
“Hey Jon Hamm ,get a load of this!”
Using the Christina Aguilera Photoshop blurring effect to hide the shame.
And the next day, the phone calls from NAMBLA stopped.
Since when does asparagus have THIS effect?
Hey, it’s the boy from a small town!
So…the tunnel to heaven is in a British diver’s speedo?
Ha! I wish!!!
*Getting in the car*
I always wondered what it took to get Australians to go to Adelaide.
Harsh, and totally justified. :D
Stopping for petrol when driving between Melbourne and Perth.
I always assumed that’s what Skarsgard’s would look like…
Somewhere right now John Travolta will be having the time of his life behind a computer screen with a box of kleenex and some hand lotion
Go Greased Lightning.
Lemme’ guess, rockets also shoot out of his ass?
“It’s made out of stars” – 2001, A Space Odyssey
That’s…not what they mean when they say “flashing”.
Between Xtina’s new album cover and this guy, I’m starting to wonder how bad this Shiny Baginy epidemic is going to get…
Blame Jennifer Love Hewitt and the “vajazzle”. Obviously the “pejazzle” is here.
You can stick it where the sun don’t shine
This is who’s playing the Tahnee Welch role in the Cocoon remake? LAME.
Tom Cruise is on the phone right now offering to get those thetans out of his crotch.
Did anyone else have a glow worm when they were kids?
“I’m Old Gregg!”
No Doc, I mean it literally BURNS when I pee.
Who knew is disk was an alien from Cocoon.
I think we all know I wrote dick. Seriously, dick dick dick.
The second comment was funnier. Lol. Wait, more funny?
“Go into the light Carol-Anne!”
Tom Daley takes a moment to insert new batteries into his pointer.
What’s the male equivalent to vajazzling?
Now we finally know what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
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British Olympian, Tom Daley, at The Aquatic Centre in Adelaide, Australia. (October 8, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN