And the number 1 reason I support him? I’m very high on meth right now.
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I love how the right decry liberal Hollywood elitists, yadda yadda, but instantly latch onto any actor/musician that is a GOPer
Kid Rock is starting to look like Old Uncle Methamphetamine.
Oh yeah. This will rack in the votes now.
he doesn’t want Obama taxing his money because he needs it for Crack.
Nice jacket, bro.
That looks like the $19.95 Leather Bomber Jacket specials they advertise in that shitty SkyMall catalog that’s always pushing into my knees.
I hate that catalog. I deliberately use it instead of the air sickness bag.
Psssst! Kid! Kid! Hold up three more fingers! We went over this like a million times!
“That’s right, folks. We CAN”T afford four more years of Islamo-What’s-His-Face! Also, I can’t afford a descent outfit! Also, where am I? Get this needle outta my arm!”
It makes sense…they’re both from another planet.
After Madonna threatened to strip, the GOP had no other choice but to bring in their closer.
Looks like a contestant asking for a lifeline on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
“Annd….then…we….neeed….to…leegla…leelga…..leelag….make pot ok. Thannkyaaa!”
What a douchebag. He always looks like he smells like stale piss.
Maybe the Money/Ryan campaign can use the sex tape that Kid Rock and Scott Stapp made together to kickstart Mittington’s dying campaign. “Gangbangin’ drunken coke sluts with another dude for the GOP!” There’s some “family values” for you!
As noted Republican Rick Santorum so eloquently put it: “We will never have the elite, smart people on our side…”.
(To American Badass, you know the verse)
I like Mary Matalin and J.C. Watts
Reagan, Nixon, and ole Trent Lott
Boehner, Limbaugh, Bush, Christ the Lord.
George W. Bush and the Spirit Awards
Pass that Bible around.
Got the nod from Utah
And the vote from Eastbound
The overlord, Bain Capital pimp,
Catchin’ flack for tax that are a bit out whack.
Never gay, no way, I don’t play with ass.
I wear special underwear to keep both cheeks clasped
Soft rock, High class
Obama’s ass is grass
I love Eastwood’s chair and all my cash,
Cash, cash, cash, cash.
Finally a Romney platform to which I can relate. I don’t want four more years of Kid Rock, either.
“Waitress? I’ll have a beer and a shot.”
This message brought to you by Obama for Re-Election.
Confucius say…this is the finger Pam liked in her twat.
Ladies and Gentlemen, let it be known to you that I am the one douchbag who will fuck up his ballot paper and vote for the wrong guy
No way. The guy that drives a “General Lee” is against Obama? I am shocked.
Clearly this means that anyone who is still planning to vote for Obama is even dumber than Kid Rock. Kid Rock banged Pam Anderson. Do you really want to be dumber than someone who willingly banged Pam Anderson?
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