superficial

  1. catapostrophe

    Is she really going out with him?

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “I need an adult!”
    “I am an adult.”
    “Stop making jokes and put me down!”

  3. Chris

    Look on the girl’s face is priceless. Could NOT care less. She’s like, wtf is going on?

    I hope he left her a nice check, 5 figures or so, for whoring her poor little soul on instagram. God knows the girl prob needs the money desperately, for shit like food and clothing. But nah, no worries, she got the Maple lip heal. ^_O

  4. That moment when you realize that it would be Bieber, not Madonna or Jolie that comes to take your innocent little soul.

  5. Juliana

    ‘Quién es esta chica y por qué me da un beso? No. En serio.’

  6. Prajj

    Catching Bieber fever is about the least of this little girl’s worries.

  7. “Mi vida es una mierda…”

  8. “Getting real tired of your shit, Miley…”
    “I’m not Miley…”
    “Same difference”

  9. MeanMrsMustard

    This poor girl just caught the worst parasite ever.

  10. Westcoastdude

    That girl is obviously not a fan of the fresh meth smell.

  11. Spleen

    He seems extremely sincere.

  12. Why is that little boy wearing pink?

  13. JimBB

    That’s makes the second Latina he’s kissed with dead eyes.

  14. her mustache is more masculine looking than his.

  15. Hugh G. Rection

    Awwwww, how cute. Two little girls kissing.

  16. “You’re welcome, tiny Mexican.”

  17. cc

    Yay, he just caught typhoid!

  18. “Please stop kissing me lady. I don’t swing that way.”

  19. The annoying little cunt will just pick up another one when he can’t take through customs.

  20. She looks like a little brown Kardashian

  21. Even dirt poor little kids know he is a worthless piece of shit and want him to go away. Using poor little kids to boost your image, wow, what a worthless scumbag he is.

  22. Swearin

    “You will be my new Selena”

  23. Look at that delicate neck!! He has never looked more like a lesbian.

  24. maruli

    this poor little girl received death threats the next day..

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  26. Years from now, this will go down in Little Girl’s memories as the fateful day when she simultaneously discovered, understood, and mastered the Bitch Please facial expression.

  27. Vlad

    I hear wedding bells!

  28. Scarred for life, she will later learn a douche should never be applied to the face.

  29. Like so many other abuse victims, little Consuela learned to shut herself down to avoid the emotional trauma.

  30. “You remind me of a younger Selena. The Selena who hadn’t yet realized what a douche I am.” *kiss*

  31. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Just when she thought it couldn’t get any worse than being born into the Third World with dirt poor parents, including a father who incessantly rapes her, this happens.

  32. The first three photo op kids smacked him when he tried to kiss them, and got the shit kicked out of them by his bodyguards.

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