got a little goo there
“I’ve got a huge cock, I don’t need to know how to use cocaine properly”
Obviously misunderstood the phrase “Eye candy.”
I guess this is the polar opposite of the smokey eye.
As he was stepping out to the photocall, in front of all the cameras, NO-ONE thought to mention anything?
Bunch of assholes.
“I KNOW!! Tell me about it!”–Tara Reid
it’s high definition face powder. invisible to those types of television cameras. unfortunately, this wasn’t taken using a high definition television camera.
“Sorry my nose is fucked up. I tripped over my dick.”
What? Oh sorry, that’s just cock balm. If I don’t use it I chafe my ankles.
He’s so manly he blinks sperm.
He been baking cupcakes or something?
..Screw the nose, coke is better absorbed through the eye anyways.
And up the ass, but let’s skip that one.
This is the human that Hamm’s penis has? Hhhmm, who knew.
You mean to tell me there’s a website where some pervy geek posts pictures of and then obsesses about the shape of my dick showing through my pants?
now we know why they keep taking pics of his crotch.
Jon Hamm in a suit < Penis in a suit.
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”
The Hamm shoots damn high!
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