superficial

  1. jorge

    got a little goo there

  2. “I’ve got a huge cock, I don’t need to know how to use cocaine properly”

  3. Obviously misunderstood the phrase “Eye candy.”

  4. Cock Dr

    I guess this is the polar opposite of the smokey eye.

  5. Sheppy

    As he was stepping out to the photocall, in front of all the cameras, NO-ONE thought to mention anything?
    Bunch of assholes.

  6. Joe

    “Sorry my nose is fucked up. I tripped over my dick.”

  7. Jonesy

    What? Oh sorry, that’s just cock balm. If I don’t use it I chafe my ankles.

  8. He’s so manly he blinks sperm.

  9. kimmykimkim

    He been baking cupcakes or something?

  10. Kitty

    ..Screw the nose, coke is better absorbed through the eye anyways.

  11. This is the human that Hamm’s penis has? Hhhmm, who knew.

  12. jkh

    You mean to tell me there’s a website where some pervy geek posts pictures of and then obsesses about the shape of my dick showing through my pants?
    (Figures…)

  13. zomgbie

    now we know why they keep taking pics of his crotch.

  14. Jon Hamm in a suit < Penis in a suit.

  15. NattyIce

    “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”

  16. The Hamm shoots damn high!

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