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  1. So THAT’S what he did with the man-servant he picked up in Haiti.

  2. How is he both in the foreground AND the background??? Blowing my mind Lokes!!

  3. Mohawk Disco

    - Sorry, Mr. Penn. The restaurant has clear rules about having sex with waitresses on top of the table. I know she said she’s dessert… No, I’m NOTJamie Foxx…

  4. Judging by the way that old lady is looking at Sean I expect his hollowed out corpse was found in his bathtub this morning.

  5. Mr. Hand

    You dick.

  6. JimBB

    Looks like all the victims who bought tickets to “The Falcon and the Snowman” are finally going to get justice.

  7. “Yeah officer… it’s Theron. One “r”. And sorry about the mess…”

  8. Steven Tyler in the background.

  9. “How the fuck was I supposed to know I was supposed to pay for my food…???”

  10. Johnny Barbells

    “…look, i’m sorry my son called you a nigger …are you Haitian by any chance?”

  11. tlmck

    “leaving a restaurant”? or being forceably removed?

  12. “See, sir? There’s nothing here in Room 237 to be afraid of.”

  13. PassingTrue

    Let’s see. Fixed up Haiti, grabbed a quick $500 dinner. Yep, schedule’s clear.

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