1. dinosaurland

    Is he playing Harvey Fierstein in a movie? Because he’s killing the look here.

  2. EricLr

    In other news, Billy Zane is Orson Welles now.

  3. “I’ll take your mom for $100, Alex….”

  4. HenryHill

    the legend of bagger vance. ah, the peat.

  5. it had to be said

    Meh. I liked him better as Mork.

  6. DeucePickle

    You know you can get somebody to take up the length of those pants so you don’t have to pull them up to above your gut ?

  7. Buddy the Elf

    That dude’s belt just ate 2 nipples.

  8. Bubba

    I don’t always drink Dos Equis…but when I do………I pull my pants up to just below my nipples.

  9. jeffiner

    when did billy zane turn 60?

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The last job he had was proving the world was round

  11. Wasn’t this guy on I Love Lucy?

  12. Bonky

    No, I’m not fat, it’s the lighting. Now take a picture or just go the fuck away.

  13. cc

    If those pants looked any worse, Miley Cyrus would wear them.

  14. The Brown Streak

    Everything felt a little strange since he came back from his trip to see the Leaning Tower of Piza.

  15. “Zorba… teach me to dance.”

  16. BenDoverman

    Kelly Brook must’ve been inzane to ditch this hunkasaurus rex

  17. Lolli-Pop

    גראַנפּאַ? איז אַז איר? (Grandpa? Is that you?)

  18. Kaleb

    This guy definitely has a type. I used to know a couple of chicks that both introduced him to, at different times during a one month period, and I had to pretend that I’ve never met him before. You should have seen the look of terror on his face when the second girl introduce him to me.

  19. Bigalkie

    To think, this guy dumped Kelly Brock.. That was an obvious sign of the onset of dementia, now he is full blown and he’s a tucker.

  20. When are they going to make The Phantom II already?

  21. journalschism

    The Dom DeLuise Clause.

  22. squishy

    D movie wonder!

  23. suhon12

    Noooooo! Not the Titanic bad guy too! He is still good looking! Nothing a good trainer and nutritionist couldn’t fix. Get one!!

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