1. EricLr

    He’s petting his imaginary career.

  2. “So I shut up Sandra’s little kid like this and he never told my secret…”

  3. HenryHill

    hey its that guy from “two guys, a girl, and a pizza place.”

    yes, chil’ren. that was once a real show.

  4. it had to be said

    He’s having a Dinklage flashback.

  5. The Pope

    “If I was still married to Scarlett, her ass would be riiiight about here.”

  6. Bubba

    No no, step back, humility. Ryan Reynolds is taking pictures right now.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    From the thumbnail I thought it was the tree frog from ‘Life on Earth’

  8. “I can still feel Scarlett’s vagina if I do this.”

  9. “yeah, yeah…I’m sorry about Green Lantern”

  10. The Brown Streak

    His imaginary friend is such a photohog. Oddly enough, his imaginary friend is named Kris Humphries.

  11. Men

    He’s very happy Scarlett has moved on to her second grand pa boyfriend,

  12. Honey

    Great move, All women know…he’s slappin da bass!

  13. Lolli-Pop

    He is silencing his invisible midget friend. That, or Dinklage has developed cloaking capabilities.

  14. Swearin

    “Mr. Reynolds, using the whole backdrop as a scale, can you show us Blake Lively’s intelligence level?”

  15. journalschism

    “Check it, this is how I separate the ass parade: No callbacks over here, middle-aged actresses over there…”

  16. Warren Piece

    “So Denzel took urinal one, and I took urinal two, and I said ‘No, no, Denzel, you’re the bigger star… I’ll shake it more than twice.’”

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