Did they decide it was going to be their final New Year’s Eve before or after she showed up?
“Ok boys, who wants an STD for New Years? Queue up lads, queue up.”
Table for two?……umm…no thanks
Next turn: Brigette Bardotville
Wasn’t she supposed to be in Dubai with Lindsey Lohan?
So that’s why Jupiter never blew up into a second star…Pam Anderson destroyed all the monoliths by absorbing them into her breast implants.
…and looking thrilled to be there, too. Seriously, aren’t people her age finished with the Denny’s Early-bird dinner special and in bed by that time?
54 is her age, bra size and ID. She was an obvious choice.
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