1. Well at least we know it isn’t Pippa.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    They give her all the dark meat at Christmas but only after she promises to chew.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Sometimes, a black guy’s eyes say everything about the monster behind the velvet rope.

  4. Richard McBeef

    Not gonna lie, I’m sorta digging the dolled up Down’s girl with the big smile.

    Xtra chromosomes are hot hot hot.

  5. Rooster

    You would think that the Mr. Bodyguard would have a smile on face… I mean this is pretty much a sure thing right?

  6. Venom

    You would think the black guy would be all excited about Kim but the reality he is more excited about the chick in the blue. While Kim’s ass is fat, that chick’s everything is fat which is more his style. And to top it off her dress matches his tie. A match made in heaven.

  7. dotmatrix

    That could be anybody.

  8. Johnny P!

    One day, The Superficial will put a moratorium on anything Kardashian, and that will be a beautiful day.

  9. The Brown Streak

    Poor Anthony Anderson…first Transformers…now this…

  10. Hey everyone! Look at all of Kim’s adoring fan.

    That’s not a typo.

  11. that’s no moon…

  12. Blech

    I love this site so much.

    Her ass sort of reminds me of the Titanic: it’s sinking just as dramatically, just nowhere near as tragically.

    Someone told me today that Kim Kardashian would make a great Cat Woman. And all I could think was, yeah, if her costume were made out of several black Force-Flex Hefty bags.

    OK, I’m done.

  13. LadyMoustache

    The Kardashians decide it’s finally time to introduce Cousin It to the masses.

  14. tlmck

    I wonder, when she gets older, if she is gonna need one of those carts with little wheels attached to her ass like those dogs without hind legs.

  15. cc

    Danny DeVito wanted to meet her so badly he dressed up in drag?

  16. Larry Jones

    That reminds me of a nice big glob of Fluff being dropped off a spoon into a steaming hot cup of cocoa. MMMMMM.

  17. Bigalkie

    Kim Kardashian reunited with her twin sister ( blue sequins ).

  18. Helena Handbasket

    There’s target practice for hard slapping all over this photo. Where to begin?

  19. 1inPink1inStink

    What’s Ricki Lake doing on the other side of that velvet rope??

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