As usual, sinking into soft whiteness.
Wow… beached seal.
Where’s a Newfie with a club, when you really need one?
+100 (though technically it’s a hackapick or some shit)
He is black so the possibility of this being fake snow is about 100%.
This happens every year. They’re too big for a kid to look after.
That’s actually sawdust. It just looks white next to Seal.
‘Did you know that when it snows…”
Perfect reason why we should continue to club Seals.
“Mmm… it’s as white and frigid as my wife…”
What’s black and comes in a white box?
The cash he makes from his album sales dipped in chocolate?
He does know you’re supposed to move your arms, right?
I wish he’d post a picture of him fucking Heidi Klum. much more artistic.
Was it those nipples that cut his face?!?!
I call bullshit. This is just one of his album covers on its side.
Worst. Scarface. Remake. Ever.
Shirtless Seal found frozen to death in snow. Rumors swirl about artsy fartsy snow angel pictures.
Oh the irony!
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