Mariah Carey in Aspen. (December 30, 2011)
She’s dying, isn’t she?
“See!?! It went right back to the shape it was!”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t the black woman be darker than all the white people?
Lol. Good point
Maybe her husband did a Chris Brown and beat the black out of her?
That’s a lot of pressure to put on one zipper.
That’s a lot of pressure for a dozen zippers.
She looks like one of those Cabbage Trash Dolls that nobody collects anymore I might add.
“They’re all gonna laugh at you!”
I think I have a letter for you in one of my saddlebags..
I like the center part in her hair and the matching one in her pants.
is it me or does it look a little wet down there?
It does look wet down there. But I inspected it in full size and zoomed in and it appears to be a shadow. However, it does appear that she dropped some fried shrimp on her left thigh so, that’s pretty fucking gross.
I used my uber expensive software, and her crocth does appear to be moist. So ….no underclothes, andddddd…..she needs a handler to appear in public.
Brett Ratner just spooged in his pants, kimmy.
It was finally confirmed he was the Messiah when Michael Jackson rose from the grave.
My Spanish butler read the caption to me and I thought he said “Mariah Carey the Has-been.”
A Spanish butler and you’re hanging out here???
Si. I don’t always frequent gossip blogs, but when I do, I read The Superficial™. Stay angry, my friends.
She can pose with one foot in front of the other all she wants, she’s still fat.
Moose Knuckle with a runny nose
No matter where I see her and no matter what she is doing this chick always looks totally uncomfortable. Like she has a raging hemorrhoid and can’t get any relief.
That’s hemorroids name is Nick, by the way.
I just came so hard I hit my monitor
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