superficial

  1. It's the kimkim, bitches

    She’s dying, isn’t she?

  2. “See!?! It went right back to the shape it was!”

  3. The Pope

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t the black woman be darker than all the white people?

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    That’s a lot of pressure to put on one zipper.

  5. Krusty The Klown

    INCOMING!!!!!!

  6. She looks like one of those Cabbage Trash Dolls that nobody collects anymore I might add.

  7. catapostrophe

    “They’re all gonna laugh at you!”

  8. Quijibo

    Nice toe.

  9. Cookie

    I think I have a letter for you in one of my saddlebags..

  10. I like the center part in her hair and the matching one in her pants.

  11. allieb

    is it me or does it look a little wet down there?

    • It's the kimkim, bitches

      It does look wet down there. But I inspected it in full size and zoomed in and it appears to be a shadow. However, it does appear that she dropped some fried shrimp on her left thigh so, that’s pretty fucking gross.

  12. The Brown Streak

    It was finally confirmed he was the Messiah when Michael Jackson rose from the grave.

  13. My Spanish butler read the caption to me and I thought he said “Mariah Carey the Has-been.”

  14. Kat

    She can pose with one foot in front of the other all she wants, she’s still fat.

  15. Moose Knuckle with a runny nose

  16. Larry Jones

    No matter where I see her and no matter what she is doing this chick always looks totally uncomfortable. Like she has a raging hemorrhoid and can’t get any relief.

  17. Licker

    I just came so hard I hit my monitor

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