1. “Hi Stewardess…can I get another blanket? I spilled, uh, Gogurt on this one.”

  2. If only the flight attendants actually looked like this.

  3. karlito

    remembber the good old days when you weren’t crammed into your seat. the seats are no more than 3 feet apart.

    • If this airplane cramming means Kelly Brook is more likely to brush her hip against my arm as she walks up and down the aisle, then I will gladly squeeze myself in coach.

  4. Gary Grant

    She can use her born and raised flotation devices in case of an emergency.

  5. Cock Dr

    I think they PhotoShopped her about 8 inches taller than she really is.

  6. EricLR

    Sure, we’ll crowd you onto a smelly, tiny, miserable plane just like everyone else–but we have a hot stewardess!!!

  7. This photo is clearly shopped. No way those dudes are looking at a screen when SHE is right next to them.

  8. If I were the pilot, I’d crash that fucker on the nearest deserted island and kill every passenger but her with my bare hands.
    Then I’d live out the remainder of my life sad and alone on my side of the island, living in constant fear of her hunting me down and beating the bejeezus out of me.

  9. This picture’s fake. Not a single man is staring at her tits or ass.

  10. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit flying.

  11. My seat is now locked and in the upright position.

  12. I’ve been flying for over 40 years and the real stewardesses appear to be the same ones from when I was 6 years old.

  13. anonym

    head and face look big and nasty in this angle.

  14. “Ladies and gentlemen, please return your erections to the full, upright, position.”

  15. cc

    I love her.

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