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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    That’s a weird mix of people… Von Teese, Barton, and E.T.

  2. More like Mischa Pigeon amirite?

    BTW, “instant” galleries aren’t working anymore.

  3. Mischa: “Who was that lady I saw you with Dita?”
    Dita: “That was no lady, that was my wife. Now I’m going to sing a little song while you drink an entire glass of water.”

  4. In the background, you can clearly see E.T. finally phoning home.

  5. Ah, the mutual “Why did they sit me next to her?” look.

  6. Something tells me Misha will not need much convincing from Dita before she’s munching her carpet.

  7. EricLR

    Everything not in the immediate foreground of this picture is a meth-inducted hallucination.

  8. Do either of these two serve any function anymore, other than for us to laugh at them?

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      I’ll use a really broad definition of function and give Barton a pass for what was it… the OC? I dunno, one of those shows on fox or the wb.

      but von teese? did she ever serve a function other than being a grinding partner for marilyn manson’s asexual genitals? *shudder*

      • Dita is a model and has her own line of lingerie with Wonderbra. She has her own line of makeup and her own clothing line. And she’s fucking sexy.

      • Trek Girl

        Exactly, she has a lot of great products and lines, and she does shows. I understand not knowing what she does, but I do not understand why people think she does nothing. That makes no sense to me, especially when pictures of her lingerie line were on this site.

  9. popwilleatitself

    Tightly wound and unraveled sitting together.

  10. Rick

    I can’t stop looking at the back of that bald black woman’s head – she looks like a Stretch Armstrong doll gone horribly, horribly wrong.

  11. ♫ ♪ “Nothing could be sweeter than Ms. Dita on my peter in the mo-o-o-o-o-or-ning-g-g-g-g…” ♫ ♪

  12. donkeylicks

    In every picture of Dita Von Teese inopportunely having her photo taken with Mischa Barton there’s a bald headed black woman saying it all with her neck.

  13. Spartacus

    Thats no moon

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