superficial

  1. Cool mascara bro!

  2. “It’s not mascara! It’s Hawkeye-liner!”

  3. zomgbie

    maybe she’s born with it.
    maybe it’s maybelline!

  4. Chuck Norris

    Gay midget.

  5. EricLR

    Under all that makeup is a guy who couldn’t get a part in a Pizza Hut commericial.

  6. Promo still from “Fun House Mirror Nightmares.”

  7. B&WMinstrel

    That hairline means one of two things. Either he has a hormone problem or he’s a monkey.

  8. Nonny Moose

    “I still can’t figure out how I knocked that chick up…”

  9. He would make a good Count Dracula with a face like that.

  10. The Pope

    He looks like every composite sketch for a criminal that I’ve ever seen.

  11. Wheres my hat ?

    Still pitching for that liberace biopic then…

  12. Anal Addiction

    Little face, big head

  13. Even though I am a straight guy, I put him first on the list of guys in Hollywood I would not fuck.

  14. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    I imagine this head having a Dinklage body.

  15. Straight as a rainbow.

  16. cc

    Hollywood…where guys that look like this get laid.

  17. Pine Table Fever

    The steely gaze of a man in his sexual and physical prime. Never has there been, or will be again, a man in such perfect condition. His eyes scan the awaiting crowd with the dedication and commitment of a man who knows what he wants and is determined to get it….

    Peanut M&M’s.

  18. Irongirl

    Say what you want, I totally would.

    Too bad he’s gay.

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