Cool mascara bro!
“It’s not mascara! It’s Hawkeye-liner!”
maybe she’s born with it.
maybe it’s maybelline!
Under all that makeup is a guy who couldn’t get a part in a Pizza Hut commericial.
Promo still from “Fun House Mirror Nightmares.”
That hairline means one of two things. Either he has a hormone problem or he’s a monkey.
“I still can’t figure out how I knocked that chick up…”
He would make a good Count Dracula with a face like that.
He looks like every composite sketch for a criminal that I’ve ever seen.
Still pitching for that liberace biopic then…
Little face, big head
Even though I am a straight guy, I put him first on the list of guys in Hollywood I would not fuck.
I imagine this head having a Dinklage body.
Straight as a rainbow.
Hollywood…where guys that look like this get laid.
The steely gaze of a man in his sexual and physical prime. Never has there been, or will be again, a man in such perfect condition. His eyes scan the awaiting crowd with the dedication and commitment of a man who knows what he wants and is determined to get it….
Say what you want, I totally would.
Too bad he’s gay.
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