Crystal Hefner posted this pic to Instagram. (January 27, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Thought that was Kim for a second.
Just think..Hugh Hefner gets to forget who this is every single day.
Weird to think there’s going to be an 80 year old cock in that mouth soon…..maybe….or not. I don’t know.
I’m sure it’s been in there many times but it’s probably about as hard as the sugar free jello the have everyday at the nursing home.
Crystal Hefner…a hooker on long term contract.
i ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger, but…
wait. Yes I am. She is a shameless, gold digging whore.
(used on Mrs. King as well yesterday, sorry.)
I’m a wife now… I don’t have to look sleazy.
“Whore” by Revlon.
See what happens to your lips when you suck enough old man dick.
Yup, that’s what happens to your lips when you suck enough old man dick, all right. You put a little more lipstick on them each day. Just a little more, thinking, “Maybe this‘ll be enough so I don’t have to feel it.” And it isn’t, so the next day you apply just a little more…
Demonstrating here the “smokey eye” cosmetic technique and her tits.
Ohhh, the wrinkled horrors those eyes have seen up close.
She’s cranked her desperation dial right up to 10 lately.
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