Eyes wide shut indeed…
Who left Barbie out in the rain?
Looks like she rusted too.
Looks Tom’s secret agents finally got her brain.
Is this the latest incarnation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula?
The true Stepford Wife
Constipated? Eat prunes.
That’s just too creepy to fap to.
good girl! Practically showing emotion!
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms Botox Zombie…
Keith just activated her remotely-operated butt plug.
…and now I’m turned to stone. Thanks.
It looks like somebody just realized that they’re married to Keith Urban!
I wish she’d stop aging. She used to be so pretty…besides, she’s considerably younger than I am. And if she looks that old, I must look like an old catcher’s mitt.
Strange, but I have seen ten pin bowling balls with more wrinkles.
You’re probably not going to find John Connor at Sundance, darling.
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