Come to mama, Coast Guard…enter the swirling vortex that is my vagina.
Any port in a storm.
Waiting for discharged seamen
Someone tell her Life of Pi was fiction and she can stop keeping watch.
Constipated? Eat prunes.
Oh God, please don’t tell me there is going to be a Battleship II
I just came.
Liking the shoes anyway.
Is that a steamer?
We always knew she took a sh*t on music. Now we have proof.
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