1. “I’m here for the cocaine…wait, this is not the Chateau Marmont?”

  2. JohnnyP

    Still not happy that his credit card info was stolen while shopping at Target.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    He’s got the physique of a young Ellen Degeneres.

  4. JimBB

    He looks like he’s been photoshopped in real life.

  5. Jade

    That’s the largest bobble head doll I’ve seen thus far.

  6. Joe

    Do I make you horny?

  7. I want you to be nice until it’s time to not be nice.

  8. “Brad Pitt has my sloppy seconds.”

  9. Jenn

    HillBilly Bob should give Travolta the number of his hairpiece guy, then forget it.

  10. he and Jennifer Aniston probably call each other late at night, and laugh, and laugh…

  11. Jeez, when did Billy Bob Thornton pass away?

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