1. I feel like he has no choice in that picture.

  2. “This is not what I ordered…”

  3. anonymous

    Brave man. She’s got crazy eyes.

  4. henri hill

    Mr. Pink

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    If he goes missing…

    A) Our prayers have been answered
    B) Check her basement

  6. Mohawk Disco

    Her smile tells me the next time we’ll hear about David Spade it will be on the side of a milk carton.

  7. maoix

    Little spade and big hoe

  8. JimBB

    He used to pull top trim too. Now he’s down to scrounging for drugged-up, has-been leftovers in the Chateau Marmont parking lot.

  9. “Ya, 1997 called, it wants it’s facial hair back”

  10. He’s standing on a milk crate.

  11. She looks like Amber Tamblyn on crack.

  12. “Oh, my God…Look at me! I’m getting my photograph with McCauley Caulkin!!!!”

  13. Can…Can someone help him? anyone?

  14. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    He’s been reduced to trolling CM for pussy. Corey Feldman’s personal advice awaits him.

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