1. Jokes on him. Shannon only did her American Pie Nadya accent to make him think she’s just some foreign model looking for sponsorship

  2. That’s the look of a woman saying through clenched teeth, “get away from me you dirty old man, I don’t care how much money you have”.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      And he responded by saying, “Bitch, I paid for the the whole weekend and that’s what I’m getting.”

  3. George P. Burdell

    She is so good in bed that he left his Yankee hat at home.

  4. So I guess she’s been losing at poker lately?

  5. I love that no one even pretends that any of these women are with this homely, lisping weirdo for any reason other than his money.

  6. cc

    Her career has been on fire lately…

  7. “Hey baby! Pretty fly right? ! I wore my white Adidas with my tux !”
    ” You little bald piece of shit! Why would you do something so fucking stupid?”
    “Because I’m rich as hell.”
    “I think I love you. Take an awkward picture with me.”

  8. Shannon Elizabeth is still fucking sexy.

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