superficial

  1. “Baby, Imma gonna pull a Kanye on you…”
    “Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  2. henryhill

    Now starring in “Suge Knight: The Musical”

  3. Animal

    The first-ever attempted throat-slashing via facial hair?

  4. me

    is Britney Murphy from “Clueless” back?

  5. The Broadway production of “Rhi-Rhi and Chris: The Nut and the Slut.”

  6. DeucePickle

    “Ima put a 15th baby in you.”

  7. “This is my version on Chippendales! Take my black microphone and watch me perform!”

  8. “It’s okay, baby. I’ll get your face tattoo’ed on my neck in a year from now.”

  9. it had to be said

    “Rape! Oh, it’s just Common.”

  10. B&WMinstrel

    That’s right, talk all the way through it.

  11. When did Isaac Hayes stop being dead?

  12. Urvag

    Was he sniffing bath salts?

  13. RobN

    This makes me oddly uncomfortable. I wish I hadn’t seen it.

  14. Number 2

    F him, he did Zune commercials.

  15. Voicer1

    Just hidin’ her Rhianna tat… nice guy!

  16. “Aaaaaahhhhh…!! His beard of bees… It stings!! Oh, Lord, it stings!!!’

  17. Suckit Trebek

    Common is awesome on “Hell on Wheels.” Good actor.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    Oh, when he does it it is “performing” and he gets millions of dollars.When we do it’s “assult” and we get a restraining order.

  19. spartacus

    Theopolis P Wildebeest

  20. cc

    I am dedicating this song to Mike Tyson…hold still honey.

  21. papastryfe

    I KEEEELLL YOU. With my BIG…BLACK…Microphone

  22. little turtle head

    HE BETTER BACK UP FROM OCTOMOM FOR SHE GETS KNOCKED UP…..

  23. arnieblackblack

    Whispers in ear: ” if you don’t scream I won’t hurt you…much”

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